http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/-t1.htm Marami ka bang alam na joke? ishare mo naman. Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:35:32 GMT 10 http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/2013/logoxb7.gif http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/-t1.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/english-filipino-dictionary-updated-version-t69.htm juwen 01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan 02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol 03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok 04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis 05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya 06) Devastation - sakayan ng bus 07) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas 08) Statue - Ikaw ba yan? 09) Tissue - Ikaw nga! 10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa 11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa 12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo 13) ... Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:16:44 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/english-filipino-dictionary-updated-version-t69.htm#267 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/english-filipino-dictionary-updated-version-t69.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/istoryang-kataw-anan-t261.htm dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Maiintindihan ko kung magsosolo akong magpopost dito... for now. Kasi nga kokonti pa lang kami.

Maiintindihan ko rin kung madedelete itong topic na to. (wag naman sana)

Panglingaw-lingaw ra gud!]]> Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:35:32 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/istoryang-kataw-anan-t261.htm#2364 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/istoryang-kataw-anan-t261.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/apelyido-t235.htm nissi Pangalan at Apelyido Q: Anong apelyido ni Sisa? A: Sisa Mistrit Q: Anong apelyido ni Cedie? A: Cedie Player Q: Anong apleyido ni Beast? A: Beast Kwit Q: Anong first name ni Nemo? A: Sarahgero Nemo Q: Anong apelyido ni Punisher? A: Punisher Ranno Q: Anong apelyido ni Denzel? A: Denzel Weta Q: Anong apelyido ni Curly? A: Curly Gazpi Q: Ano last name ni Anchor? A: Anchor Tis Q: Ano last name ni Jewel? A: Jewel Torre Q: Ano last ... Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:36:50 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/apelyido-t235.htm#2091 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/apelyido-t235.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/knock-knockwho-s-there-t30.htm geistverfasser
From the hoard of Emilio...
To the pickings of your brain...

Patawa ka with knock-knock jokes...]]> Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:47:29 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/knock-knockwho-s-there-t30.htm#54 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/knock-knockwho-s-there-t30.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/speaking-english-kills-t256.htm dUrIaNfReAk!!! The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British of Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is what apparently kills. Corny! Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:50:49 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/speaking-english-kills-t256.htm#2340 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/speaking-english-kills-t256.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/cups-of-salabat-t190.htm dUrIaNfReAk!!! Sixth Cup of Salabat (from Augusto Boboy Syjuco's Salabat for the Filipino Soul, Book 2) AY, AY SIR! The following is allegedly a documented "conversation" between the USS Lincoln and a Canadian "vessel" operated by an Ilonggo "seaman." Ilonggo: Sir, please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. American: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Ilonggo: Negative sir. You will ... Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:28:51 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/cups-of-salabat-t190.htm#1442 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/cups-of-salabat-t190.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/bakit-daw-mas-yumayaman-ang-mga-artista-kaysa-mga-physicist-t123.htm celdricg Galing ito sa text.... BAKIT DAW MAS YUMAYAMAN ANG MGA ARTISTA KAYSA SA MGA PHYSICIST??? SOLUTION: given: artista= big money physicist= 0 or very small money from physics, power = work / time (eqn. 1) let power = knowledge, since knowledge is power let time = money, since time is gold.... (what does gold represent?, money) from eqn.1 and substituting power w/ knowledge time with money: knowledge = work / money let us solve for money: money ... Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:04:16 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/bakit-daw-mas-yumayaman-ang-mga-artista-kaysa-mga-physicist-t123.htm#639 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/bakit-daw-mas-yumayaman-ang-mga-artista-kaysa-mga-physicist-t123.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/funny-bone-t146.htm xian_barm 1) I was teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat each line of the prayer after me. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from e-mail." 2) A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the ... Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:41:33 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/funny-bone-t146.htm#1035 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/funny-bone-t146.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/little-girl-in-church-t154.htm celdricg
MOMMY: "White is the color of joy, and today is most joyful day of her life."

LITTLE GIRL: "Then why is the groom wearing black?"


source: http://www.bubblegirl.net/cjc.html#j1]]> Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:21:21 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/little-girl-in-church-t154.htm#1086 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/little-girl-in-church-t154.htm http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/mga-sablay-na-hirit-t92.htm geistverfasser MGA SABLAY NA HIRIT... "Well well well. Look do we have here!" "It's a no-win-win situation." "Burn the bridge when you get there." "Anulled and void." "Mute and academic." "C'mon let's join us!" "If worse comes to shove." "Are you joking my leg?" "It's not my problem anymore, it's your problem anymore." "You can never can tell." "Been t here, been that." "Forget ... Clean Jokes and Punch Lines Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:50:17 GMT http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/mga-sablay-na-hirit-t92.htm#386 http://layf.heavenforum.com/clean-jokes-and-punch-lines-f24/mga-sablay-na-hirit-t92.htm